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Saturday, October 18, 2008

Yep It's True- I'm voting Democrat

In lite of all the trues, I have decided to change my party and votedemocrat. I have listed all the reasons below that have changed my mind onthe things I want, so here is my list:

I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official languagein America. I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America.

I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job ofspending my money than I could.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq, I knowthe Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll thinkwe're a good and decent country.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it willrain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will disappearin ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflatemy tires to proper levels.

I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill millions of babies as longas we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not beallowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the restto the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the moneythe way they think it should be redistributed.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusingthem, are the cause of crimes and killings.

I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my familyor me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand.

I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas areobscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are justfine.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals shouldrewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element thatcould never get their agenda past voters.

I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are notsucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education,or social services, but are just people trying to make a better life by coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?

I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so I've decided to marry my horse.

Makes ya wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn't it?

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